My ideal husband has got glowing, bright red eyes which it uses for walking you home in the dark after parties along unlit streets and short-cuts. It has a nose as long as a peacock feather that swishes about when it walks so that other people stay a nice distance away. It has black, pointed teeth that are razor sharp and my ideal husband uses these to bite off tags you accidentally leave in your clothes so you don't make a fool of yourself out in public. Did I mention that instead of nails it has claws and it is VERY possessive? Those claws, by the way, are reinforced with diamond; the hardest substance on the planet. It also has its heart on the outside of its chest so you can see that it is really beating for you.
